The road to glory

2009-06-25T22:06:00.000-07:00

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1) MAIN AISA HI HOON
2) MISCOMMUNICATION
3) THE ZEROTH LAW
4) THE STORY TELLER

NEXT CHANGE

1) A Night with a Prostitute.
2) MISCOMMUNICATION (PART-2)
3) MORNING MEETING

MISCOMMUNICATION

2009-06-25T21:54:00.000-07:00

As explained I usually daily receive the lecture or dose for my so called miscommunication I hereby narrates one more story of my miscommunication. One fine day one person in my office and I decided to have lunch together.
So in middle of lunch we started discussing about some much-awaited weekend plans. (It was a rare week in which Saturday was off)
Boss: So Rajeev what plan do you have for this weekend?
Rajeev: Sir we are planning to watch a movie on Friday night and a trip to jaipur next morning.
Boss: Good hai!! By the way which movie you are going? I will also join with my family.
Rajeev: Sir “ The Dark Knight”
Boss: Rajeev, now you are in professional life, stop watching these college wala movies.
Rajeev: But sir this has been rated 8+. And it has been nominated for Oscar’s also.
Boss: I am first time hearing that any porn movie has been nominated for Oscar.
Rajeev: Sir, this is not a porn movie.
Boss: but the name says so “ The Dark Night”
Rajeev: Sir its Knight not Night.
Boss: Then you must say “ Kay-nite”. Kabhi to sahi communicate kiya karo.
Rajeev: Yes Boss.
Remember Bosses are always right.

THE ZEROTH LAW

2009-06-25T21:48:00.000-07:00

Don’t worry guys even I don’t remember any of such laws after joining my company as an R&D engineer. Well this law resembles the zeroth law of thermodynamics only in terms of human feeling and emotions.
I used to mail some thoughts or quotes to some of my close friends everyday just as mark that yes I do remember u all even if we are miles away an even if we have not met for last couples of years. Some times I got a reply and some time I don’t but it that was a good day I got a reply. I don’t remember the exact lines of quotes but if you ask me its summary it says “Move on, Life is beautiful”.
I got a reply that you should move on. At first I thought he is right. Why I have still living in past years. I should move and welcome some new friends in my life. Enjoy the present. But then I thought what beauty in this life is if my close friends are not with me and will it make me happy if my old friends are not happy. And the answer was “never”.
At that day I define the zeroth law of emotion as “If A is in emotional contact with B, then any factor affecting B will affect A and vice versa.
Then how can A leave B when B is still unhappy!!!!

THE STORY TELLER

2009-06-25T21:29:00.000-07:00

We all were born dumb (except some superheroes that were born in underwear’s and some girls) but have we ever thought how come we have the knowledge of centuries in such a short lifetime? Why we are tough enough to survive in this world?
Well we will always be thankful the storyteller for making us apt for this world and giving us the vision for surviving in this world.
We all have met this storyteller in one form or others but the question is will our future generation will able to find this storyteller or will he/she survive for the future generation? Our storyteller lives in none other than our Mother, Father, Grandpa ,our family and ofcourse in us. For centuries stories were passed from one generation to another in forms of fairy tales or mythological sagas.
But the thing is, will our future generation listen to these stories? Will they have so much time to hear and learn from these story or they will be fed through some chip made by some electronics geek.
Will my children or my grand children will able to imagine that my father or my grandfather used to walk 12 miles daily to attend a school? Will they believe that 1 GB memory used to weigh 220 Kg or will they believe my first Pentium 2 computer was worth a 60 k? If I will say I wrote my first love letter on a paper, wont they laugh and say e-mail nahi tha kya? Will they believe whole village use to gather in our house to just watch a TV serial? Will they ever hear the words like aana(5 paisa ) ,4 aana (25 paise), chambal or waigaira-2?
I don’t know the future neither did my storytellers predict it for me but what I believe is that storyteller should live as long as human race will or even beyond that. Let’s take pledge that No matter how important science will be in our life we will be storyteller for next generation so that it continues till eternity.

A Walk to Remember

2009-03-31T22:55:00.000-07:00

I don’t know how this lazy fellow decided to go for a morning walk. What made him think of jogging early in the morning after working 12 hour a day is still a miracle? But anyway miracles do happen and it was also the one.

He looks around in his room for that last time for all pleasure elements which could distract him but finally go ahead leaving his roommate who was enjoying his sleep after the night booze. The moment he step in the open world the big red Sun, fresh breeze ,the birds , the lonely long road , the aura of all take him back in his life. He stands there for a moment smiling on himself and then said “life goes on my friend, keep walking”

He reaches the lush green garden maintained by old battalion of the colony. The garden which was ruined by his gang. He keeps wondering how time passes so fast and how it heals all the damage. During his round of the garden he noticed a place of some colour full flowers unattended by people. “Poor fellows-a colourful life without a fragrance” a perfect replica of human life. A life is worthless if you can’t spread the aroma of happiness around you. But with curiosity he went near those odourless flowers. For a moment he was struck by a silence, it was hard to believe what he was seeing. He was lost in the glory of these flowers. They have given him more joy and happiness than any aromatic flower of the world can give. After watering them he sits there for sometime remembering their glorious past. He was unable to understand how come every moment of the past which he has left so far is repeating now.

Is his will is powerful enough to suppress every emotions? Is his heart is failing to keep the promise he had made to himself? Is having you is having happiness? He never able to get these answers and getting in near future also seems doubtful.

He stands and turn back to go back to the place where he belongs, he took out his iPod and the song it was playing was just to add misery to the word called “COINCIDENCE”.

I dream therefore I exist..

2008-04-01T10:50:00.000-07:00

I don’t know what it take to dream but It cost me almost everything of my life. In a race for nothing I have lost almost everything I was proud of having. My desires, my dreams , my respect and all above my love.

It seems that I am the biggest looser of this world with no desire, nothing to chase but still people forcing me each time to run harder and harder. I want to say aloud that guys I am tired of all world but something chokes my throat when I stand to say this. Something suck me back to the same darkness from where I am trying to escape.

Once having most beautiful people around to now where the only lines that echoes is “It’s a tough world pall,here dog eats dog” from workplace to road these lines keep following me everywhere. Every morning I woke up and see the things around , nothing has moved since last night. Every thing is still the same since last years or may be era’s…

Same people running for their offices, doing their job till night. Is this what I dream of???? For whom we are earning , for whom we are living , if we can't spend time with them , Is money is everything. Is being rich and powerful is pinnacle of all desire.? Why one thing I love demand’s just opposite of the other I love equally?

I dream of a small house at a place away for everything with my loved ones my friends my family where I can spend time with them after my job, where I can enjoy my life with my friends as earlier, where there is no barrier of religion, caste,colour that can separate two people for loving each other . Is that desire obsolete now? Atleast not atleast for me.

Ofcourse some can call me Mr. perfect but what is proudness of just following everyone.

But the question still remain the same can I live with my dreams or I should join the sheep herd. Simply doing what one had performed not thinking of who gonna follow me or what will happen next.

Or I should go against the tide and keep dreaming what my heart says……..

I know if I will succeed the world will remember but if I fail I know same world don’t gonna care for me. But I would say to those who loves that I will bring smile on your faces. May be I will be late but I will …..just wait for me.

Theory of relativity

2008-02-03T16:41:00.000-08:00

****This blog is not written to hurt anybody,and if does i am extremely sorry for that.The example used may be a hypothetical one and its not a gender specific it applies on both..I have try to use both his/her but if i missed some where it must be considered for both the sexes..****

From the beginning of the civilization there is a continuos altercation between SCIENCE and RELIGION...Sometimes it even leads to the conflict between the two.Different organization at different point of time where formed to support their Alma matter..But there is a common genesis of two which is ignored most of the time.Both talks of theory of relativity,one says there is nothing permanent in this world,soul can never be created nor be destroyed and your destiny will be judge relatively by your past deeds(with lots of clauses,for that you have to consult some religious guru) on the other hand other talks about energy which can neither be created nor be destroyed and theory of relativity.Instead of a common base and common goal(to serve humanity) why there is always a conflict between the two.

But there is limitation of both or i can say there are things or theorem which are still clandestine to us.The very basic is relativity itself.Its hard to find what is good or bad,beautiful or ugly,sweet and sour what should be unified base of every theory.How can we say the deed of one is good than another and by how much.Everyone thinking governs by his reference then whom to accept as truth.There is nothing that is absolute right or wrong.Nothing is Absolute infact.We humans sometimes change the fact to prove ourself right..then who will answer my question???

Last night i was talking to one of my sweetest friend about our college life.Suddendly she says one guy recently proposes her.I asked what answer she gave to him.Then she said yaar if he would have being proposed me after CAT result i would have given him a thought as he secured 99.6%tile and has a good chance of getting through IIMs.I asked her what changed your mind before and after CAT result cause the person is still the same he haven't changed.She answered he will be manager from IIMs just think of his branded life after that.It will be worth living with such a person.......We fought for some time over morals,status,society and all these but finally she said its my life i want to live the way i want,i don't care what world is or will think for me...I am like this only and i am happy with this.I have certain criteria to judge people...and after a small chit chat we hang up..

But hour after she hang up i was just thinking yes she is right somewhere but she is doing blunder somewhere.Well its my relative thinking even i can be wrong.I agree everyone of us are have a picture of person we want as a future mate.But looks,status and other materialist things should be a criteria I doubt..Humans shouldn't be judge by their looks or money or brand but by moral value,how good a person he is(ofcourse every thing is relative i am talking about).Suppose a persons (can be considered as a relatively good human being) love you a lot but he doesn't fit on your criteria and one day when you find some passing your expectetion you will go with him/her just for the fact that he/she is rich,handsome or beautiful.And what if you find some one more richer..you will keep doing this for whole life.

And then world says you are not a good person you simply turn your head and say i can't see you guys..

Just closing your eyes doesn't means that there is darkness...the darkness then is only inside you..And time when you will open your eyes again you will find yourself in the same situation.For overcoming every thing you will have to spend some energy,you need to break some bonds form some new but in right direction...Humans should be judge by values for which they exist...care,love, happiness,relations,friends...

My friends everyone us have enough energy to lightup our innerself and the world just try,try and try....and have faith nor in science nor in God but in yourself.You are maker of your own destiny,your very own character don't let otherthings to rule that and there you will need a friend who can guide you to right direction but never ask your friend to prove himself he is not a Pythagorus theorem....remember it...

Iqbaal...

2008-01-06T04:55:00.001-08:00

It was a cold winter morning and all the students were assembling for assembly.He knows where his section used to stand "class Xth A".But he hated to form a line cause he had to stand in front because of his height,but fear of punishment always rules...The instruction from discipline in charge was clear "According to height and maintain one hand distance.With their behavior it was quite clear that principal was coming to assembly this morning.He was thinking that he will have to stand half n hour more now.what a shit!!!! (aaj hi aana tha saale ko).After morning gayatri mantra n slokas the second part of it which he hate the most was "national pledge".He always try to figure out who the fuck has written it..."All Indians are my brothers and sisters..................."
If all girls are going to be his sisters then whom he gonna marry.so there was a silence in assembly hall after "brothers" well he never inquired if girls also used to keep mum to retain there future goals..

after few moments the principal with his wife(nick named as Damdavi mayi from chandrakanta fame) were on stage..he held the mic and started his boring shit..
P:Good morning everyone
Students: Good morning sir.....(stretched for few seconds as if all are singing a song)
P: well i wont take much of your time but i have a special announcement to be made.
He:(quietly) thanks god..but what important announcement...might be someone is caught in........(this thing was common phenomenon in his school)
P:Mahatma hans raj tournament is going to take place next month so we are asked to send our school team for sub junior level..so the selection will be done on Sunday..
Instead of his little time promise he took around 15 min...but the the boy was probably was not concerned he was consumed in his own daydream until some one shouted loudly Assembly dismiss!!!!

The cricketer inside him started to come out he knows he is not a great player like others but what is wrong in dreaming..after all its doesn't needs anything except time which he is having in plenty.A day was seemed like an year to spend but suddenly a teacher's words woke him up from his dream"On Monday all of you have to submit this assignment".Hey wait a minute on Monday that means today is Saturday and that means selection is tomorrow...that means he is having no time for practice and lastly he played any game was only in DP vacation..Cause there were no one in colony after his elder brother and there friends went to Bokaro for +2.
Dreams started to vaporise for him but he thought what wrong to give himself a chance.After school as soon as he reached his home he run to the last room where he had hidden his "gulak"(piggy bank for some angrez out there).he has saved almost rs 25 from his pocket money n one or two rupee which he got from his mother only after bringing vegetable from a market 2 K.M from his house.He took that money and rushed to a sports shop nearby.
He:bhaiya ek vicky ka ball dena.
shopkeeper:24 k hai.
he:thik hai ek rupaiye ka kismi bar bhi dena.
Well as the ball came in his hand it was like a trophy itself for him.He ran to his house for lunch otherwise his mom would start shouting at him.From 3 to 6 he keeps on balling and also tried his hand with bat(a wooden log fallen from some tree) and in the whole evening he was just dreaming of next day situation and was hoping to get selected
.
Next day morning he woke up early to reach school 5km from his home before time as on Sunday there were school bus.he took rs 10 note from his mother somehow without telling his father but his sweet mama give a extra rs 10 note and said beta kuch kha bhi lena.Some how he managed to reach there before time thanks to one who gave him lift upto school.In ground every thing was arranged mat was there on pitch,some guys were practicing and some where guarding up themself he realized then that he was late.he went to his vice principal and said "sir muhe bhi khelna hai".he glared him for a sec and said Mahesh isse apne team main rah lo.so that was first sign of relaxation on his face after yesterday morning assembly.His team was fielding first so he was placed in "deep cover" place where fielder has to run most may be no one wants that place and he was having no option.

Well the 12 over match begins and for most of the time he kept running before and after the ball.But that place turned out to be a blessing in disguise.he took two stunning catched diving all through in air,it was so amazing that even principal stand up from his chair and clapped for him and asked "beta chot to nahi aayi" and gave him accolade.He forgot the pain at that very moment and then he was upgraded for fielding in point.he had a descent time while bowling.Then came the time for batting and as usual he had to wait till all the big guns were fired up..he was sent seventh down well that was a kind of insult for the batsmen he think himself but for his dream he bear it.They still need 25 run of 3 over and there was no hope.Although no one was taking it seriously as it was only a selection match to see every one performance but the batsman inside him refused to bow down before that bouncer. The bowler from distance started running and he was one of the fastest bowler of his school..."So what let teach these big gun some lesson" he thought.First ball he flicked it towards leg for a boundary.OOh that was cool but some were yet thinking of that as a fluke.He then hit the second ball for a boundary in covers "a beautiful cover drive"..thats must not be fluke the bowler realized.Now the bowler realized that he is dealing with someone else.The third ball he gave his best and while doing so he over pitched it...Poor fellow then realize what blunder he had done..The ball went directly over his head for a huge six.
hey that was my favorite shot,six in straight he yelled. Well frankly saying he is master of that shot i have never seen some one clearing boundary in straight so often as he do.well done chap!!!!!By the time he went back enough destruction was already been done.
"Thats all over for today see you all tomorrow" Principal said in last.

The next morning was special for him whether he would be selected or not doesn't matter but every one was talking about this dark horse.The assembly that seemed boring was giving him a feeling of proud.And at last when principal was announcing the name of all players he was just keeping his finger crossed.Sir started announcing the name of selected students and his heart was pumping to come out side, In 10 players his name was not called he thought its all over but then principal had a last word"The last player is one whom no one expected i m proud to say that yesterday our school discovered our "Jonty rodhes" and thats.............
hey he took my name, he just cant believe it and he compared me with jonty... he had no words to explain it,the dream he always used to see had come true today.....
story to be continued....